I'm going to be positive about this all and say that your suggestions are definitely going to give me a bit of a leg up considering my approach before wouldn't have been quite as nuanced. I'm charming, but that really only gets me so far.

I don't think you're the only one, I'm pretty sure I know at least one other person who does have a crush on him still. I mean, there are much worse options to crush on here. And he is a sweetheart, so there's a lot there to like. I, sort of, made out with him when the coffee was roofied the other day.

Truer words have never been said.