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allιѕon argenт ([personal profile] fateless) wrote in [community profile] alphanetwork2017-03-31 04:56 pm

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Would any of you be interested in self defense classes? If you're interested in teaching, please let me know, and if you're interested in learning, this can be like a sign up sheet. Or we can sign up for sparring, too. I'm just trying to get a headcount and figure out who's interested in what. Considering this place, being prepared for anything is a must.

Once we figure out who wants to do what, we can decide on a location.

For those I haven't met yet, hi, I'm Allison. I can teach self defense, and would be up for sparring, too.
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[personal profile] missromanova 2017-04-01 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
If you want to learn how to strangle a man with your thighs, I probably have a lesson or two in me.

Or dental floss. I can teach you how to do that too.
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[personal profile] missromanova 2017-04-01 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Honey, if you don't know how to kill a man with dental hygiene, then you don't know real self defense. Don't worry, Natasha is here.
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[personal profile] missromanova 2017-04-01 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
We'll start off small, I'll need to get a feel for what you're really capable of and then we can build from there. Bring whoever you want.

I'm a firm believer that a lady needs to know how to take down someone who's standing in her way, especially in a place like this.
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[personal profile] missromanova 2017-04-02 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Smart girl.

Here's a secret that you're going to want to keep in mind: you're never going to be prepared. No matter how good you are or what you learn, things are going to happen that you can't possibly prepare yourself for and expecting yourself to be prepared for anything is the first step toward getting your ass handed to you. Or worse.

If you're serious, then I'm not going to be teaching you how to be prepared. I wasn't prepared for this place, but that's alright, because that was never the goal. Knowing the motions of defending yourself is useless if you don't know when and how to implement them in unexpected situations, and you don't prepare for that.

I'm going to teach you how to adapt.
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[personal profile] missromanova 2017-04-02 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm usually right. Don't worry, you're not the only one who hates it.

Another piece of advice, and this one is something I've learned a little too recently. You can lessen the ugly surprises but you can't stop them, and it sure as hell helps to have somebody on your side when they do happen. You were smart to reach out, if you surround yourself with people who are willing to fight with you, and for you when you need it, you're going to be alright in the end.

At least, I think. I'm still figuring this part out myself.