whosalicewhite: (Who am I?)
whosalicewhite ([personal profile] whosalicewhite) wrote in [community profile] alphanetwork 2015-12-29 05:33 am (UTC)

I am. We're not alone anymore.

[Among all the things he's ever said to her (besides the pretzels being there whenever she wanted them) finally convincing her she's not alone stuck. He's possibly even ruined her being alone in the future.]

Yup. Lasers. Remember stealing the First David? You'll need that.

[In case someone is listening in, she's not giving them the tip about tinfoil.]

And powder. Powder first, really, unless they're visible and then they're likely going to cut your leg off.

[Some sage advice coming up.]

DON'T GET YOUR LEG CUT OFF!

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