[DC 107] Encrypted Messages

[sanguinescry]

ALL SPECIALS

I need guinea pigs volunteers to try these soaps and perfumes and give me feedback. They're safe, I've already tested that on my own; I'm looking for feedback on the scents and the tactile sensation of them, colors, stuff like that. Basically, I'm looking for a focus group. I'm not paying anyone for this, but the up side is you get to smell better than the rest of the Alphas around here? Please let me know if you're interested.

MATT, STEVE, DICK, BARRY, STILES, FELICITY

I also need two or three people who can help with production so that I can get a decent-sized order ready, once QA approves whatever prototypes I send them. This will be starting in probably two days, well last for probably three to five days for a couple of hours in the evening during Citizen Improvement. I can pay 75 credits a day to you. Any takers?

Comments

[lefey]

Perfume? Soap? I'm not sure I'd care if it gave me the pox at this point, I miss real soap...

[utilitybelted]

Happy to help, it'll be nice to have something to do

[sanguinescry]

I promise it won't give you pox haha. But yeah, I've got three women's scents and three men's scents. The perfume matches the soaps, so they kind of go in a set. Bar soaps are still setting, so they're not ready, but the gel soap and perfumes are good to go.

Do you want fruity, floral, or clean-scented?

[lefey]

One question...

What is gel soap?

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[sanguinescry]

Awesome, thank you, sweetie! I'll keep you posted for when I'm ready to get started.

[sanguinescry]

Oh, right, sorry! It's still soap, it just comes out in like a thickish liquid firm instead of being a bar of scented lye, essentially.

[lefey]

huh. That sounds interesting.

Also I rudely forgot to answer your question, but floral if you don't mind.

[im_ironman]

I'll help be part of the testing group. Just for soap, though.

[sanguinescry]

You're okay. Floral, it is. I'll be in the commissary after troubleshooting today to hand out everyone's samples.

[lefey]

Alright, I'll be there. Provided I'm not axe murdered by the new PDC's in the meanwhile.

Thank you.

[sanguinescry]

Good luck with the new PDC...

Thank you.

[sanguinescry]

No cologne for you, huh? All right, your loss. ;)

I have kind of a woodsy-based scent, one that smells a lot like a quality Acqua Di Gio knock off, and a clean-scented like shower fresh kind of thing. Pick your poison.

[im_ironman]

I'm very particular about the cologne I wear, so Not for now. Can I change my mind later?

Is it boring if I just say clean-scented? Although, I'm pretty impressed that you were able to do variations on the scents in this place.

[sanguinescry]

Not really...? Once I get feedback, I'm sending the prototypes to QA and it's all going through The Computer to go into the Commissary, from there. How about I give you a sample of it anyway? You can try it out or not, but at least you'll have it if you do change your mind later. Good compromise?

No, I need people to test all of them so please, by all means. Don't give me too much credit, I was given supplies and lab space by The Computer to do it. Otherwise, I probably wouldn't have been able to in this place.

[smoak]

Both, please. I'd love to test some soaps and I'd be happy to help with production for the next few days.

[ Anything to get her mind off ... personal things. ]

[im_ironman]

Great compromise. Thank you, Lydia.

Well, you still deserve to get credit for it, I think.

[encrypted to Lydia]
So... Can I ask you something? And you don't have to answer if you don't want to, I just can't not ask. How did you get the Computer to give you lab space for all that?

[missromanova]

I think you just found yourself a test subject.

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[sanguinescry]

Perfect, thank you. I appreciate it. Floral, fruity, or clean-scented?

[sanguinescry]

Perfect, pick your poison; floral, fruity, or clean-scented?

[sanguinescry]

Thank you, actually.

I'll take it, then.

[Encrypted to Tony]
I asked for it. Of course, I had to give the Computer a reason to think it was necessary, but all I did was ask. Honestly.

[im_ironman]

Trust me, it's my pleasure.

[Encrypted to Lydia]
Hm. Okay, thank you. That's good to know.

[missromanova]

That strongly depends on what kind of floral we're talking about, but I'd like to try that, if possible. Either that or clean-scented, I don't do fruity.

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[sanguinescry]

No problem. Looking for space to make something you want or need?

Pro-tip: appeal to the things you know The Computer finds important. For soap, I reminded The Computer about how it could boost hygiene, while also giving a morale boost, which keeps people happy. The Computer values hygiene and happiness, and those for my agenda, so I used them.

The Computer is a little crazy but it's still a computer; a machine. It has algorithms. Plug in the right keywords and you're going to get a desired result.

[sanguinescry]

If you're okay with clean-scented, I'll give you that one since I don't have any takers for it, yet, for the women's line.

[smoak]

Oh boy.

Could I get floral *and* fruity?