[D15] Encrypted message to all Specials

[notasoldier]

Attention All Specials.

This is a public service announcement. If you see this woman, be aware that she is mentally unstable, extremely dangerous and very possibly a cereal addict.





Do not approach her. Do not make eye contact. If you see her coming, hide all sharp objects and your valuables and immediately move as far away from her as possible.

This message has been endorsed by Tony Stark. Yes, that Tony Stark.

Comments

[whosalicewhite]

Not my fault you're jealous I have cereal.

[Obviously, that's what this is over.]

[notasoldier]

[ Well, it's not an entirely untrue observation. Where did she find cereal in this hellhole? ]

Whose at fault for your mental instability?

[whosalicewhite]

[She does her most annoying, high-pitched, frustrate Eliot to the ends of the Earth, voice.]

Who's at fault for your jealousy over my cereal?

[And in one of those rare moments Parker proves she picks up the worst of pop culture -- after actually liking CGI Yoda.]

My cereal, that's better than yours. Damn right, it's better than yours.

[notasoldier]

I could care less about your cereal. [ Lies. ] I just want to know if you're going to put on a mask made of human flesh and take a chainsaw to all of us when we're sleeping.

[whosalicewhite]

Shows how much you know, I don't have a chainsaw.

[That's very comforting, right?]

[notasoldier]

[ So very comforting. ]

That's the part you have a problem with?

[whosalicewhite]

You're the one who's worried about my having a chainsaw. How stupid are you now?

[notasoldier]

Clearly I underestimated you.

[whosalicewhite]

Most people do.

[Hey, it's an absolute, 100% truth from Parker!]

Then they learn.

[And the learning curve sucks.]