The Citizen: Alpha's 50 Most Eligible Bachelors Edition

[alphanpcs]

[The following is an excerpt from The Citizen an insanely popular and influential online entertainment blog and vidchannel hosted by HPD & Mind Control.]

It's time once again for The Citizen's list of Alpha's 50 Most Eligible Bachelors!  What is it that makes a bachelor particularly eligible, you may ask?  Throughout history that answer has varied, but in Alpha Complex it's a combination of his fiscal wealth, social wealth and circle of influence. 

From our ten time reining champion, Alpha's #1 bachelor, Jakub Denis, star of the ever popular Alpha's Most Wanted broadcast, to those quickly rising through the Alpha ranks such as controversial Special, Steve Rogers, #27 on this year's list - we've got a wide enough variety of handsome, successful and influential bachelors to keep any Alpha lady interested...


[ The article goes on to list Alpha's 50 Most Eligible Bachelors including a picture, dating status if known, clearance level, Service Firm and credit worth.]

[dc 102] encrypted text message to root

[sanguinescry]

Hey, so remember yesterday how you had that higher clearance jumpsuit? What's the likelihood of you being able to get another one and what would you want for it? Clearly hypothetical.